when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them
Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.
they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit
FUCK
he’s like just checkin u out oh god
OH MY GOD I LITERALLY THINK ABOUT THIS HAPPENING ALL THE FUKING TIME OKASDFJA OMFG FUCK THAT WOULD BE THE MRST FLATTERING SHIT INT EH WORLD JESUS TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL
i would just throw my vagina right at his penis i swear
A duckly wuckly!
(Source: idealmente)
safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet)
do you ever just wanna kiss your boyfriend but realize you don’t have one
(Source: phauux)
- me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
- me: okay let's do it
(Source: aevumetmors)
- me: i don't like him
- me: i don't like him
- me: i don't like him
- me: i don't like him
- him: hi
- me: sweet jesus why are you perfect
(Source: ophelia-the-queen)
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
